Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

  • Government Bitcoin Panic Sale: The German government sold 50,000 BTC at $54,000 each during a market panic, recovering $2.7 billion. Today, those coins are worth $3.8 billion, missing out on $1.1 billion in profits—highlighting the risks of letting bureaucrats manage crypto assets.

  • Otherside Land Minting Disaster: Yuga Labs' poorly optimized smart contract led to a $200 million Gas war during their Otherside land minting, with each transaction costing 2.5 ETH. The incident exposed the dangers of launching unfinished products.

  • Bitcoin Real Estate Regret: In 2015, a seller rejected an offer of 50,000 BTC (then $13 million) for a property. Those BTC are now worth $3.18 billion, proving how early dismissals of crypto can lead to lifelong regrets.

  • NFT Collector's Missed Fortune: A wallet sold 7 Alien Punks and 7 Ape Punks for under 100 ETH years ago. Today, those NFTs are worth 35,077 ETH (~$54 million), underscoring the importance of holding rare assets.

  • Meme Coin Volatility: Murad Mahmudov's meme coin portfolio dropped from $40M to $10.7M, testing the limits of patience and mental resilience in speculative trading.

  • Slerf's Accidental Success: The Slerf project accidentally burned $10M in tokens, yet its market cap surged to $700M, proving that chaos and scarcity can drive crypto hype.

  • Peanut the Squirrel ICO Disaster: A $2B meme coin investment turned into a tragic loss, mirroring the 2018 ICO crash and serving as a cautionary tale about FOMO-driven speculation.

Key Lessons:

  • Governments shouldn’t manage crypto assets without expertise.
  • Smart contracts must be thoroughly tested before launch.
  • Long-term crypto assets shouldn’t be judged short-term.
  • Meme coins are high-risk traps requiring perfect timing.
  • Crypto success hinges on emotional control, not just market bets.

The article humorously highlights how blunders in crypto can lead to massive losses—or unexpected windfalls—while emphasizing the importance of strategy and discipline.

Summary

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🏛️ Government Bitcoin Panic Sale

The German government once sold 50,000 BTC during market panic , with an average selling price of $54,000.

A total of $2.7 billion was recovered at the time, but today these coins are worth $3.8 billion.

The mere fact that they “didn’t hold on” (not knowing how to HODL) caused them to miss out on $1.1 billion in profits.

📌 Lesson: Don’t let bureaucrats hold your private keys.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🧱 Otherside Land Minting: The $200M Gas Disaster

Yuga Labs originally thought that it would easily make money through Otherside land minting, but it ended up creating a $200 million Gas war.

Each minting was as high as 2.5 ETH , all due to insufficient optimization of the smart contract, which resulted in the Ethereum network being overwhelmed.

They tried to shift the blame to Ethereum, but we all understand that "don't hype a product that's not done well" is a basic quality for entrepreneurs.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🏡 What happened to those who didn’t want Bitcoin to buy houses back then?

In 2015, someone offered 50,000 BTC (worth $13 million at the time) for a property.

The seller shrugged it off and said, “I want real money.”

That sum of Bitcoin is now worth $3.18 billion, and that house has probably been renovated three times.

📌 Lesson: Missing out early on will lead to a lifetime of regret at the dinner table.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🖼️ NFT collectors who sold “holy objects”: I made money and I lost money

A wallet once sold 7 Alien Punks and 7 Ape Punks for less than 100 ETH 8 years ago , which was considered a "high price" at the time.

But today, the total value of these NFTs is as high as 35,077 ETH (about $54 million).

📌 Lesson: In the crypto world, “the rarest things always rise the most”, so never spend pocket money on your “holy objects”.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🪙 The “meme trader” who fell from $40M to $10M

Murad Mahmudov became the "legendary coin holder" thanks to the meme coin.

His portfolio was once worth $40 million, but now it's down to $10.7 million - and he's still holding on.

Is this a patient strategy or a stubborn reluctance to admit defeat?

📌 Lesson: Memecoin is not a test of faith, but a test of the limits of mental toughness.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🔥 The developer who destroyed the $10 million pre-sale instead ignited a $700 million market value?

The Slerf project accidentally burned $10 million in tokens and thought it would be "smashed" by the community.

As a result, the market went crazy and the total market value soared to $700 million.

In the crypto world, “chaos + scarcity = heat” sometimes holds true.

📌 Lesson: That’s the absurd charm of crypto. Screw it up, and it could make you rich.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

🐿️ Peanut the Squirrel: A $2 billion meme that turned into an ICO disaster

Well-known KOL Alex Becker once invested six figures out of FOMO to buy "Peanut the Squirrel", which was valued at $2 billion at the time.

The ending was a tragic slash, comparable to the ICO liquidation wave in 2018.

📌 Lesson: Memecoins are the ultimate speculative trap, popular today, zero tomorrow. Timing is everything.

Low-level mistakes lead to a series of failures, and the entire crypto community is laughing

📌Conclusion:

Web3 is one of the few areas where mistakes can become a joke, or even legend.

But it also reminds us:

✅Governments that don’t understand technology should not touch crypto assets

✅ Polish the smart contract before promoting it

✅Don’t judge long-term assets from a short-term perspective

✅Don’t let memes take away all your rationality

✅In the crypto world, you are not betting against the market, but against your own emotions, greed and fear.

The worst thing is not losing money, but making money but not being able to hold on to it.

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