The annual stupid news in the cryptocurrency world is here again (there was no news in 2022 because it was too terrible). This year, there are still many exciting moments that make everyone stand up. I wish you all a happy new year and continued prosperity in 2025.

Renzo Statistics Civil Service Graduate

On April 23, the re-staking project Renzo announced the details of the airdrop. In the first version of the announcement released by Renzo, the pie chart of its token distribution is as follows, which can be regarded as a statistical textbook. The two 2.5% shares allocated to Binance Launchpool and liquidity are almost the same as 20%, while the bottom "half" is 62%. The community bluntly said that this is "chart crime, no different from token economics fraud."

A well-known project named S has launched an epic K-line

A well-known project named S officially opened after Binance ended pre-market trading. Looking at the K-line, it was unclear whether it was rising or falling, which is rare in history.

The project owner hired 4 developers online, who are actually the same North Korean hacker

On March 27, the Blast ecosystem project Munchables lost $62.5 million. According to the investigation of on-chain detective ZachXBT, this was because one of their developers was a North Korean hacker, and the four different developers employed by the Munchables team were all connected to the attacker, and were likely the same person. They recommended each other to do the work and regularly transferred payments to the same two trading platform deposit addresses. The wallets of the "four people" had mutual transfers.

Based on annual revenue, North Korean hackers should earn more than many listed companies.

A well-known cross-chain project named L wants “witches” to surrender themselves, the first case in history

On May 4, a well-known cross-chain project named L issued an announcement stating that users identified as witches can surrender themselves and hand over their witch addresses to obtain 15% of the original allocation. If they do not surrender, all allocations will be cancelled after being discovered.

That’s not all. The project team said that the whistleblower needs to provide at least 20 addresses that clearly involve Sybil operations, and the reward will be given priority to the first user who successfully submits the information. After that, the reporting mechanism will be further updated and a deposit system will be introduced.

This is something I have never seen before.

Cryptocurrency custodian Copper apologizes for serving naked sushi to attendees at a party

A source close to Copper said the models were a man and a woman "in swimsuits," adding that it was "very showy..."

It can be seen that the project party really made money this year.

Slerf made a mistake in issuing coins and burned the tokens and LPs. The whole network learned "Oh Fuck"

On March 18, Slerf project founder @Slerfsol posted on the X platform that he had destroyed LP and airdrop reserved tokens due to an error, and his coinage rights had been revoked. He was powerless and even cried in Space.

It was thought that the meme project SLERF, which raised more than 50,000 SOL, would die, but unexpectedly, this move made SLERF break the previous record of BOME, which took 9 hours to break the market value of 100 million. In just 30 minutes, SLERF's market value exceeded 100 million, becoming the new king of memes. So much so that any subsequent meme pool burning will be labeled with the Slerf narrative for community CX.

I ordered myself to cheer everyone up

In order to boost the market value of meme, the previous Dev of Pump.Fun soaked himself in isopropyl alcohol and live-streamed fireworks at himself in an attempt to build momentum for his meme coin. The token price soared 2,000% in a few hours, reaching a market value of $2 million. However, due to the lack of necessary fire safety measures, he was instantly engulfed by the flames, suffered third-degree burns and was hospitalized, unable to sell the tokens. After recovery, he found that he could not use his hands normally, and even the facial recognition of the mobile phone could not recognize him. Later, this Dev withdrew from the project, and the last thing should be that he did not sell the tokens in time.

Easter egg segment: Selling flights to earn money

On March 8, WIF developers sold $29,000 (511 SOL) worth of WIF within 2 days of WIF opening. The current value of this part of WIF is $693 million.

The German government previously held 49,858 bitcoins and sold its bitcoins in July for $2.89 billion at an average price of $57,900. After Bitcoin broke through $100,000, the German government missed out on nearly $3 billion in profits.

On September 28, a trader spent 196 SUI ($368) to buy 2.53 billion HIPPO. In less than a day, the user sold all HIPPO for $7,500. A week later, the total value exceeded $30 million.

On October 10, a trader spent 2.07 SOL to buy 21.26 million GOAT and sold it at 2.8 SOL, earning only 0.7 SOL (108 US dollars), which was worth 8.9 million US dollars a week later.

On November 13, a trader spent 8 SOL ($1,392) to buy 19.4 million Pnuts, and then sold them at 4.09 SOL ($711), losing $681. These Pnuts are now worth more than $24.69 million.

On November 17, a trader spent 19.8 SOL ($3,000) to buy 59 million FARTCOIN, but later sold it at 7.16 SOL ($1,100), losing $1,900. These FARTCOIN are now worth more than $18.42 million.

On November 21, a trader sold his 33.95 million early CHILLGUY chips purchased with 1 SOL for 1.6 SOL, which is now worth more than $10 million.